“Hasn’t most of this taken place in his office, that you willingly walked into? You make it sound like he’s been hunting you down to harass you. You’ve always had the option to walk away and never deal with him again.”
"Exactly! See, now you’re getting my point - it’s obviously his fault for feeding my homicidal urges with his whining and spitting and involuntary erections. Now I have to murder him. What a shame."
"I was being sarcastic. I know that what I’m doing is immoral, but I could not give less of a flying fuck."