A message from kinky-love-cave
"/Fine/." He frowned, looking as confused as he looked angry. "Come find me when you get over whatever the hell's got you so pissy."

"Fine."

A message from kinky-love-cave
"I just wanna know why you've got your panties in a twist first."

"Just go."

A message from kinky-love-cave
"Why?"

"Because I said."

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"Look, I just came around to see if you wanted to play a little. You don't have to get all caged-animal about it."

"I’m not being caged-animal about anything. But you need to leave.”

A message from kinky-love-cave
He raised his eyebrows. "What's wrong, Brown?"

"You, obviously."

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"You have Irish tendencies." Like alcoholism. "I just came to ask if you liked to fish--'cause you're a reel catch."

"Get out of my goddamn office."

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"Hey, are you Irish? 'Cause my penis is Dublin."

"Do I look fucking Irish to you? What the hell are you even doing here?"

@Test-subject-denied, lyrics meme

cubewhisperer:

test-subject-denied:

"Because, even after all that time, she still hasn’t murdered you."

No. It’s not just that she hasn’t gone out of her way to kill me… She’s done a lot for me. She doesn’t have to give me food or medical care… And she definitely doesn’t have to give me privacy instead of keeping me in a pod like all the other test subjects…”

"So she doesn’t passively let you die, either, considering that you would have little or no access to those things otherwise, and she gives you a door to close when you jack off. You must be reliving the best years of your life."

@Test-subject-denied, lyrics meme

cubewhisperer:

test-subject-denied:

"For having access to extensive information - you know, like a computer, or at least someone capable of operating one - and not murdering you?"

"I think I’ve spent more time around her than you have. She’s not as bad as she seems."

"Because, even after all that time, she still hasn’t murdered you."

@Test-subject-denied, lyrics meme

cubewhisperer:

test-subject-denied:

"Sure. If they deserve it."

"She does deserve it."

"For having access to extensive information - you know, like a computer, or at least someone capable of operating one - and not murdering you?"