assistantwithass:

test-subject-denied:

"Exactly! See, now you’re getting my point - it’s obviously his fault for feeding my homicidal urges with his whining and spitting and involuntary erections. Now I have to murder him. What a shame."

“Hasn’t most of this taken place in his office, that you willingly walked into? You make it sound like he’s been hunting you down to harass you. You’ve always had the option to walk away and never deal with him again.”

"I was being sarcastic. I know that what I’m doing is immoral, but I could not give less of a flying fuck."

assistantwithass:

test-subject-denied:

“I told you, I wasn’t trying to kill him. Otherwise I would’ve succeeded. But now that he has, I’m more than happy to return the favor.”

"Right, you were just trying to take advantage of his weak spots and traumatize him. That’s much more reasonable."

"Exactly! See, now you’re getting my point - it’s obviously his fault for feeding my homicidal urges with his whining and spitting and involuntary erections. Now I have to murder him. What a shame."

assistantwithass:

test-subject-denied:

"You attempt to reason with an issue, he decides to stab it. I’d say, at best, you have some good-cop-bad-cop shit going on."

"He decides to stab someone who wants to kill him, while I sit around chatting with her and give her the chance to try it again. I’d say his method was just as valid as mine."
“I told you, I wasn’t trying to kill him. Otherwise I would’ve succeeded. But now that he has, I’m more than happy to return the favor.”

assistantwithass:

test-subject-denied:

"No, though I would say it has more to do with whether he’s the only one calling the shots."

"I wouldn’t be able to run this place by myself, either. We both contribute equally to the company."

"You attempt to reason with an issue, he decides to stab it. I’d say, at best, you have some good-cop-bad-cop shit going on."

assistantwithass:

test-subject-denied:

"But I suppose you have enough men licking your shoes, you don’t think much of it."

"It’s different with him. With everyone else I try to get the upper hand, but with him we’re just… friends, and we trust each other. This place wouldn’t run as smoothly as it does if we didn’t.”

"No, though I would say it has more to do with whether he’s the only one calling the shots."

assistantwithass:

test-subject-denied:

"I believe that. I’m just noting that you could, if you wanted to. And that’s impressive."

"Thanks, I guess."

"But I suppose you have enough men licking your shoes, you don’t think much of it."

assistantwithass:

test-subject-denied:

"He trusts you, and you’re exploiting that trust to satisfy your own agenda. That sounds like manipulation to me."

"It’s a one time thing. I don’t usually do this."

"I believe that. I’m just noting that you could, if you wanted to. And that’s impressive."

assistantwithass:

test-subject-denied:

"You’ve got that bastard wrapped around your finger, don’t you?"

"It’s not like that. He trusts me because I usually don’t give him any reason not to. I’m not manipulating him.”

"He trusts you, and you’re exploiting that trust to satisfy your own agenda. That sounds like manipulation to me."

assistantwithass:

test-subject-denied:

"So what happens to you when the boys come back and I’m not here?"

"Nothing. I say I left you in the hands of another scientist who’s name I didn’t catch and Mr. Johnson fires anyone that he thinks looks suspicious."

"You’ve got that bastard wrapped around your finger, don’t you?"

assistantwithass:

test-subject-denied:

She grinned, smug, and leaned back on the bed to wait for her to return.

It didn’t take long, and she started hooking up the morphine once she returned.

"So what happens to you when the boys come back and I’m not here?"